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A father used to say to his children when they were young: When you all reach the age of 12 I will tell you the secret of life. One day when the oldest turned 12, he anxiously asked his father what was the secret of life. The father replied that he was going to tell […]

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The Old Lady at the Bank

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.” The old lady wanted to know why … The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave […]

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Converting a Bear

 A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn’t […]

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