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When Insults Had Class

These glorious insults are from an era “before” the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy.” ~ […]

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Cows and Government

Socialism You have two cows. The government takes one and give one to your neighbor. Communism You have two cows. The government takes them both and promises you milk but you starve. Fascism You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the milk. Bureaucracy You have two cows. The government takes them […]

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Ending the Sucker Nation

COPIED Subject:  Ending the Sucker Nation The  IMF is warning that “ economies” will contract by $455 billion next year due to the ongoing trade conflict between the U.S., China, the EU and to a lesser extent, Japan. President Trump will cost the “Global Economy” $455 billion…. because that money will be transferring back to […]

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HARD WORK…

Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner where a shoe shine is always located. He sits on the couch, examines the Wall Street Journal, and the shoe shine gives his shoes a shiny, excellent look. One morning the shoeshine asks the Executive Director: What do you think about […]

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You could have heard a pin drop!

Here is a refresher on how some of our former countrymen handled negative comments about our country. JFK’S Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in France in the early 60’s whenDeGaulle decided to pull out of NATO. DeGaulle said he wanted all USmilitary out of France as soon as possible. Rusk responded, “Does that include […]

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DYSTOPIAN LOGIC

DYSTOPIAN LOGIC…… We are living in a Bizarre World: • If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him. • Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America. • Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are […]

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