These glorious insults are from an era “before” the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
“He had delusions of adequacy.” ~ Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” ~ Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” ~ Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” ~
William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” ~ Moses Hadas
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” ~ Mark Twain
“He has no enemies but is intensely disliked by his friends.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” ~ George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill. “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” ~ Winston Churchill, in response
“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” ~ Stephen Bishop
“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” ~ John Bright
“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” ~ Irvin S. Cobb
“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” ~ Samuel Johnson
“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” ~ Paul Keating
“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” ~ Count Charles Talleyrand
“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” ~ Forrest Tucker
“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” ~ Mark Twain
“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork” ~ Mae West
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” ~ Oscar Wilde
“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” ~ Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” ~ Billy Wilder
“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.” ~ Groucho Marx
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas
“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain
“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” – Oscar Wilde
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill“ “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.